by FormaldehydeFce » Tue Feb 28, 2012 5:55 pm
I'm Andrew Keahey! Blizzard Game Master, and all around sexual dynamo. This post is the first of many stupid, stupid posts I'll be making. If you vote me for best PoP quest, I will caress your naughty bits with the back on my hand (you know, where the soft skin be at). If you don't, so help me, I will burn this world to the ground, and use the ashes of a fallen humanity to make ash castles. I'll make little versions of you with scraps of fabric I find clinging to bone, and place you in said castle. I will then proceed to destroy the castle with my rage, pee on it, and make a new castle, because the ashes always shape better when they're wet, amirite? (I already posted this once, but this shit is IMPORTANT)