Category: Retcon This!

Retcon This! Exodus

Retcon This! Exodus

What happens when a perfectly good character is squandered for no reason other than not knowing how to use him properly? Exodus knows

Retcon This! - Doctor Doom in the new Fantastic Four movie

Retcon This! – Doctor Doom in the new Fantastic Four movie

OK, Fox…you get another chance to wow us with a Fantastic Four movie. Here are some tips on how not to mess up their greatest nemesis again. Take notes!

Retcon This! - The Sentry

Retcon This! – The Sentry

Love him or hate him, the Sentry had a helluva ride. Too bad that ride made a left turn towards Crapville at the end, even for the fans.

Retcon This! 'Damages'

Retcon This! ‘Damages’

Just like a DC young superhero, quality TV shows fall like flies as “reality” shows and cheesy vampire musicals continue to take over the small screen. The most recent victim: Glenn “She’ll Make You Cut Your Own Balls” Close.

Retcon This! The Spider-Man Movie Series

Retcon This! The Spider-Man Movie Series

Sam Raimi was kicked from the franchise and it is a good opportunity to clean the plate and take a new direction. Move #1: Add clones. As many of them.

Retcon This! - The Twilight Graphic Novel

Retcon This! – The Twilight Graphic Novel

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. “Twilight? Eeewww.” Whatever. There’s been an injustice done to our community. It sucks worse than Twilight ever could.

Retcon This! Astonishing X-Men

Retcon This! Astonishing X-Men

So… what’s so astonishing about the X-Men going into space and fighting an alien race that 99.98% of Terrans have never heard of?

Retcon This! The Speed Force

Retcon This! The Speed Force

If I had super-speed, I’d run away from this latest retcon as fast as possible.

Retcon This! - Kingdom Hearts

Retcon This! – Kingdom Hearts

“Let’s take out impressive yet incredibly convoluted game franchise and spread it out across a multitude of platforms, making the complete narrative functionally disjointed and extremely cost prohibitive.” Great idea, Square Enix. You jerks.

Retcon This! "Cat Beast"

Retcon This! “Cat Beast”

Cats are devious, conniving, and not to be trusted. So why does Marvel want one of its most beloved characters to look like one?

Retcon This! Norman Osborn

Retcon This! Norman Osborn

That does it! After over 45 years it’s finally the time to retcon one of the worst creations of the 1960s: Norman Osborn’s hairdo.

Retcon This! Justice League: Cry for Justice

Retcon This! Justice League: Cry for Justice

The miniseries just ended. Now, what do we need to fix?

Retcon This! Our Publishing Schedule

It sounds cooler if you say it like Patrick Stewart would. Go ahead, give it a try. Shed-jew-el. Shed-jew-el. See?

Retcon This! The Punisher's Age

Retcon This! The Punisher’s Age

Can Frank Castle stay young while retaining his Vietnam roots? Hell yes.

Retcon This! This Week's Pull List

Retcon This! This Week’s Pull List

Though a handful of diamonds stuck out of the rough, the majority of this week’s books were just that… rough. What the hell!?

Retcon This! The Puppet Master Films

Retcon This! The Puppet Master Films

This week’s Retcon This! covers one of my biggest fears and guiltiest of pleasures – being smothered by large boobs. Err, I mean the Puppet Master movies. *ahem*

Retcon This! The Many Incarnations of Character X

Retcon This! The Many Incarnations of Character X

For many years it was a known fact that Spider-Man’s “Clone Saga” is the epitome of the worst superhero comics had to offer. What most people usually neglect is the fact that Spidey is not the first nor the last to suffer from the copy machine of inanity.

Retcon This! The Star Wars Holiday Special

Retcon This! The Star Wars Holiday Special

This article is not what you think it’s about! Well, that is unless you think it’s about how much the Holiday Special sucked, then you’d be absolutely right… but wait there’s MORE!

Retcon THIS! PoP! Reboots the Star Wars Prequel Trilogy

Retcon THIS! PoP! Reboots the Star Wars Prequel Trilogy

We at PanelsOnPages.com like to talk about changing things in the Star Wars films more than George Lucas does. Well…maybe not more than Lucas…but at least we’ll change them for the better. And get’em right the first time! Lucasfilm, we know you’re reading, and we know you’re already thinking about it. Take our advice. YIPPEEE!

Retcon This! House, M.D.

Retcon This! House, M.D.

The favorite limping diagnostician on television currently suffers from a bad direction. Something must be done; something needs to be… retconned. Anything, but Hugh Laurie. He’s still incredible.

Retcon This! Phoenix Endsong/Warsong

Retcon This! Phoenix Endsong/Warsong

Behold, the most destructive force known to the 616… the combined power of Greg Pak, Greg Land, and Tyler Kirkham. Where’re Bishop and his nuke when you need them?

Retcon This! The Dark Knight Strikes Again

Retcon This! The Dark Knight Strikes Again

Wow! A sequel to “The Dark Knight Returns”! That sounds awesome! I’ll let you know when they make one. Because this train wreck was anything but that.

Retcon THIS! Holiday Edition Figures

Retcon THIS! Holiday Edition Figures

Tired of crappy Santa Hatted toys of your favorite badass characters? I know I am! Watch me stick it to the corporate money machine while highlighting a handful of these mockeries of all that is awesome about the Holidays!

Retcon THIS!  Heath Ledger's Death

Retcon THIS! Heath Ledger’s Death

With the unlimited power to change time and space, would I prevent the assassination of JFK? Would I destroy Lil’ Adolf in his mother’s black womb? Nope. Instead, I’d make sure to put a lock on Heath Ledger’s medicine cabinet. I have my priorities.

Retcon This! Smaller Action Figures

Retcon This! Smaller Action Figures

When will the madness end!? They’re shrinking them all, the bastards! Why won’t they leave my toys alone!? Seriously, what gives with the tiny toys these days?

Retcon This! Troop Builder Repaints

Retcon This! Troop Builder Repaints

Is the Viper wearing pajamas? Is this “Vacation Stormtrooper?” You’re killing me, Hasbro. Give a nerd a break!

Retcon This!  Darth Maul

Retcon This! Darth Maul

Darth Maul gets a second chance to make with some Sith damage and save the Prequels as we know them.

Retcon This! Goliath... Deadbeat Dad?

Retcon This! Goliath… Deadbeat Dad?

“Gargoyles” was a great show, and one I still love, but… man. Goliath’s dickery REALLY snuck under the radar.

Retcon This! - Transformers' Arcee

Retcon This! – Transformers’ Arcee

Arcee is my anti-drug. I’m an out of the closet robo-sexual. Arcee, my reason for getting up in the morning. Arcee — stay alive, I WILL FIND YOU!

Retcon This! - The Fall of the Horror Icons

Retcon This! – The Fall of the Horror Icons

This one goes out to all the great ones… All the slashers, mashers and face bashers. Get out a 40oz and pour one for the dearly departed.

Retcon This! Uncanny X-Men: The Draco

Retcon This! Uncanny X-Men: The Draco

Ah… the story that taught us that Nightcrawler’s dad was indeed a horny devil. ::sigh::

Retcon This! The Death of Special Effects

Retcon This! The Death of Special Effects

How many times did a puppet or crazy rubber mask scare the crap out of you as a kid? Ah, those were the days.

Retcon This! Hobgoblin

Retcon This! Hobgoblin

What villain fits Halloween other than glider riding man disguised as a smiling goblin, carrying pumpkin-like bombs? That’s right – Green Goblin. But since Norman was occupied with DRILL or whatever it’s called, let’s see what Hobgoblin has to offer.

Retcon This! Bring Back Baby May

Retcon This! Bring Back Baby May

Earth-616 needs its Spider-Girl, could Brand New Day bring back Baby May Parker?

Retcon This! Ultimates 3

Retcon This! Ultimates 3

Lee takes a look at Ultimates 3 and the misfires thereof, and it’s not what you think.